What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:46

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?
You Only Live Twice
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.